Usually I think the weekend goes by too quickly but after the Super Bowl halftime show, it seems The Weekend went on forever. Last weekend I went to see my gf’s soccer match and she made this awesome save… I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. My gardener is entering his Bonsai plants in a contest this weekend. Oops, sorry, I meant for that to be a pickup line. I really want a truck queue this weekend. What do you call a stoned Canadian before the weekend? Sometimes during the weekends I drink some water Mondays come to punish us for the things we did over the weekend. I’ve been screwing all weekend and my wrist is killing me. Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap. I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend Just couldn’t figure out which end to light!
Trying new things, decided to try to smoke a fish this weekend… My weekend is looking like a poorly organized herb gardener. How much fun did the priest have on the weekend? I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”īecause Sundays are definitely sadder days. My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”
I was going to go greyhound racing this weekend but decided against it… I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend. Had an amazing time Bobsleighing last weekend. I can no longer see why people say these devices were so dangerous.Ī Vincent Van Gogh painting was stolen this weekend from a Dutch Museum. My 3 watts blue laser pointer finally arrived and I played with it over the weekend. I went to a beautiful wedding this weekend. On the weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park.
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